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ilovesquidward:

we were looking at my best friend’s history test and the question was “which president served the most amount of terms in the united states” and she answered gorge bush

not even george bush

gorge

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meltdownnnn: TUMBLR DURING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

meltdownnnn:

TUMBLR DURING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

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I tried to type “Minecraft” into the search bar and I accidentally typed “Minecraft, bitches” lol wut





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Diet starts today! But, I’m unbearably hungry…So, what am I gonna snack on? Three saltine cracker peanut butter sandwiches and a small glass of milk. :) Small but filling. :p



Says the girl with horrible motivation, sitting in front of her laptop on tumblr and trying to type with one hand because she’s eating cheetos with the other. lmao



Running every morning starts approx. 9 a.m. tomorrow, diet starts as soon as i can get to the store. I weigh 130. Gonna lose 10-15 lbs. this summer and cut out all my belly fat. Gonna have a flat stomach by senior year.



It’s weird just walking to the end of the parking lot and seeing Nick’s empty parking space.



unicornwhores:

and people thought gays would ruin the sanctity of marriage

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Well I enjoyed eating lunch by myself today. Welp. Yep.





I'm a complete goof with high expectations of myself. Performing is my passion, and I love making people laugh. If I could spend the rest of my life entertaining people, I would.

Theatre major. Can't sing. Can't dance. Awkward. Loves to laugh and have fun. Nerd. Potterhead. Witch. Pokemon trainer. <- Yeah, both of those. You jelly?

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